The Zen of Chicken Little

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Chicken Little Strikes Again | Emergency Action Plan

I’ll admit it, I’ll admit it.

I fell for it again. Kind of.

Doomsday predictions…galore.

This one sent me in a good doozy though. Kind of.

I researched and prepped…the whole 9 yards.

I got home from hanging out with some friends, fired up the laptop, and stumbled onto the darkside of Youtube…

I watched conspiracy videos giving “facts” after “facts” about the end of the world.

Reasons why I got semi-sucked into this one? Completion of a Blood Moon cycle (the first one in thousands of years), the Pope coming to the United States, countless Predictive Programming videos (Elites placing subliminal messages into movies and television shows to subtly brainwash the general public via 100th monkey principle), the recent stock market crash, the CERN project, HAARP, nuclear missile deals, meteor showers, etc.

Coincidentally, they all fell within the month of September.

September 14th – Rosh Hashanah

September 15th – Jade Helm military exercise drills

September 15th – The 70th session of the UN General Assembly began on this date.  It has been widely reported that France plans to introduce a resolution which will give formal UN Security Council recognition to a Palestinian state shortly after the new session begins.  Up until now, the U.S. has always been the one blocking such a resolution, but Barack Obama has indicated that things may be different this time around.

September 20th to September 26th – The “World Week For Peace in Palestine Israel” sponsored by the World Council of Churches.

September 21stThe UN International Day Of Peace.  UN Security Council creating resolutions towards establishing a Palestinian state.

September 23rd – Yom Kippur.  The most solemn of all of the holy days in the Bible, and it is commonly connected with the judgment of God.

September 23rd – Pope Francis arrives at the White House to meet with Barack Obama.  Some have suggested that the timing of this event highly unusual

“Francis is the 266th pope who will be meeting with President Obama on the 266th day of the year, leading one Internet preacher to wonder if “something is being birthed” on that day, since 266 days is the typical human gestation period from conception to birth.”

September 24th – The Pope addresses a joint session of the U.S. Congress.

September 25th to September 27th – The United Nations is going to launch a brand new sustainable development agenda called “The 2030 Agenda“.

If you didn’t like ‘Agenda 21’, then you really are not going to like “The 2030 Agenda”.  Next month, the United Nations is going to launch “The 2030 Agenda” at a major conference that will be held from September 25th to September 27th in New York City.  The Pope is actually traveling to New York to deliver an address which will kick off this conference.  Unlike Agenda 21, which primarily focused on the environment, the 2030 Agenda is truly a template for governing the entire planet.  In addition to addressing climate change, it also sets ambitious goals for areas such as economics, health, energy, education, agriculture, gender equality and a whole host of other issues.  As you will see below, this global initiative is being billed as a ‘new universal Agenda‘ for humanity.  If you are anything like me, alarm bells are going off in your head right about now.

September 28th – This is the date when the Feast of Tabernacles begins.  It is also the date for the last of the four blood moons that fall on Biblical festival dates during 2014 and 2015.  This blood moon falls on the very first day of the Feast of Tabernacles, it will be a “supermoon”, and it will be clearly visible from the city of Jerusalem.  There are many that dismiss the blood moon phenomenon, but we have seen similar patterns before.  For example, a similar pattern of eclipses happened just before and just after the destruction of the Jewish temple by the Romans in 70 AD.

At first, I ignored it.

Trust me, I usually do. I always ignore the doomsday predictions. But then a good ol’ thing called synchronicity came knocking on my door.

Within the month, people kept magically appearing into my reality preaching the end of the world.

(In hindsight, of course this would happen to me. 99.99% of the time, I hide my intelligence and entertain people with fluff conversation. So of course, the REAL conversations I had would be with people who like to keep an open mind and expand their mind to new knowledge-whether good or bad).

With piles of evidence, planets and stars aligning, Jews and Christians foretelling the end, I needed no extra fuel to rush my ass into my local grocery store 2 months before September 23rd to stock up on canned foods, water, and peanut butter buying every book in Barnes and Noble on how to survive postapocalyptic disasters.

Like I said. I got semi-sucked.

Fast forward to September 29, 2015…and of course…nothing happened. Nothing ever does.

But to be honest with you. I learned a lot this round of Chicken Little.

Why the hell do I not have an emergency plan? How come I don’t have a homemade survival kit? Where’s my bug out bag checklist? How to make a survival kit, WTF? Why do I not know how to assemble a torch utilizing just tampons and jelly?!

In the midst of the sky falling, I learned very important survival skills. The Bug Out Essentials.

Yes, my friends. Stay tuned. You shall also learn how to start a dead car battery with aspirin. You too shall learn how to make a knife with a toothbrush. And dammit Jimmy, I will teach you how to start a fire with steel wool and a battery!

Zombie Survival 101.

Oops, I meant Emergency Action Plan 101.

Let’s get it!



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